#That’s one hell of a pick up line

icygumball3000:

Skipper in the wardroom drinkin' gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I don't mind knockin', but I ain't goin' in!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
The jimmy's laughin' like it'd rain,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
He's lookin' at me comic cuts again!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!

--CHORUS--
Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning,
Oh, what a terrible sight to see,
Dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft,
Sittin' there a'pickin' at a chicken on a raft!
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hi, ho, chicken on a raft!
Hey, ho, chicken on a raft!
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Gave me the middle and the forenoon too,
Now I'm pullin' on a whalin' crew.
Seagulls wheelin' overhead,
I oughter be home in me featherbed!

(CHORUS)

I had a little girl in Donny-B,
And did she make a fool of me.
Her heart was like a pusser's shower,
Run hot to cold in a quarter of an hour!

(CHORUS)

We kissed goodbye on a midnight bus,
She didn't cry and she didn't fuss,
Am I that one she loves the best,
Or just a cuckoo in another man's nest?

(CHORUS)

An amazon girl lived in Dumfries,
Only had her kids in two's and three's,
She's got a sister in Maryhill,
Says she won't but I think she will!

(CHORUS)

gottacatchemall:

[バチュルたんマジ天使]

I LOVE YOU!

:D awww

True

buttergin:

mind-tardis:

allthehiddlefeels:

beautifulteenagehearts:

omg the peter pan one!

No! The mickey mouse one! Can that be my room, please?

If i had a room like the mickey mouse one, i would never freaking leave

Lets combine Peter and Mickey and appreciate how fucking amazing that would be.

I want all of this…

pincheadriana:

this ~